redeyeberlin:

Thigh High PVC Platform Lace-Up Fetish Boots
Size 6 US Women’s
EU 36-37
$40 OBO

Worn once or twice for photoshoots and have a couple dings from walking around in a photo studio, but otherwise in perfect condition. Vinyl is in good condition with no holes or cracks. These are going to be best for folks with thin ankles and calves; as you can see they lace tightly to my legs, which are pretty spindly. These reach to my mid-thigh; I’m 5’6” and have a short torso. Not sure about the brand, I believe they are probably Pleaser or Demonia, and were purchased from Hot Topic (lol) about 15 years ago. 1” platform, flared heel, easy to walk in. Zip up the inside for easy on/off.

Note about shipping: These are a lot of boot, 1-3 lbs each, and price includes $10 domestic USPS shipping. International shipping will cost extra. Insurance will cost extra. Feel free to make an offer, but include these costs in your calculations!

I have approximately zero use for these, and yet feel an extreme compulsion to own them. $40 is very reasonable, but do you have an approximate for international shipping?

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socialpsychopathblr:

"THE ELOQUENT TERROR"  of Christopher McKenney

You know, it would be great if you acknowledged the fact you basically took all these images from a Haute Macabre article and didn’t credit them for it.

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See through parasols are so ridiculously impractical, but my god they’re pretty.

See through parasols are so ridiculously impractical, but my god they’re pretty.

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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weaponizedwit:

Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

Normally I don’t post much fandom stuff anymore, but I would like to ask HOLY SHIT IS THAT CHRIS O’DOWD has he been photoshopped onto that torso or have I missed the best moment of my life

weaponizedwit:

Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

Normally I don’t post much fandom stuff anymore, but I would like to ask HOLY SHIT IS THAT CHRIS O’DOWD has he been photoshopped onto that torso or have I missed the best moment of my life

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julieraven:

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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IT’S BACK

I’m sorry, Spoopy is apparently a word now.

Dictionaries- get on that.

(Source: omgtsn)

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thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt 

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND
iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D. 
CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE
WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY
NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA
AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM
UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.
can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt 

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND

iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D. 

CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE

WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY

NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA

AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM

UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.

can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

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