I am Death.The Seventh Seal (1957)
(Source: thefilmfatale)
how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS
AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS
what
(Source: madturbating)
He placed his long-fingered hand on Jeff’s chest. Jeff heard himself whimper quietly from somewhere beyond his control. “And what about content, Jeff? I assume there are restrictions? You have to take the fun out of it somehow.”
“Well we’re not allowing crossover, where characters from two fictional worlds interact.” Jeff could barely get the words out now. He had never felt this strange intensity, this lust for anyone. He felt a strange throb where his soul had once been, years ago.
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Dustin wrote Jeff Bezos fan fiction and it is beautiful.
(via libraryjournal)
NOPE NOPE NOPENOPENOPE crol
(via hellotailor)i dreamed a dream in time gone by
when hope was high and life worth living
i dreamed that love would never die
i dreamed the god would be forgiving
but the tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder
as they tear your hope apart
as they…
Chicken.
nigga wut
He just ethered an alligator
man polar bears can do this shit
but i cant eat chicken?
wheres a vegan, you better tell that bear hes an asshole or imma be pissed
IS NOBODY GONNA ASK THE OBVIOUS QUESTION WHERE HE FOUND AN ALLIGATOR IN THE ARTIC REALLY? ALL YOU TUMBLR INTELLECTS ALL YOU WIKI GENIUSES
like deadass what is it doin all the way over there
Word. Why was it there?! I need an explanation
Its a beluga whale carcass! I think that part that looks like a back leg is just intestines or some other organ.
(Source: wanderingsee)
